Brewed by the bold, brilliant women of Nine Mile Brewing, “Sir, WTF?” is our 2026 International Women’s Day release. This Witbier carries just enough citrus zest to match the collective blink-and-stare we have perfected over the years.
This classic Belgian-style wheat beer pours soft and hazy, with a bright kiss of orange and a subtle touch of spice. Dried citrus peel meets a gentle coriander snap, creating a refreshingly crisp body that feels like sunshine in a glass. It is smooth, balanced, and deceptively easy-drinking, much like the women who brewed it, right up until someone starts explaining their own job back to them.
“Sir, WTF?!” is inspired by those moments that make you pause mid-sip. The unsolicited advice. The confident misinformation. The think pieces about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic” that somehow overlook basic emotional intelligence. And yes, the bear. You know the one.
Like any good witbier, this one does not shout. It sparkles. It is bright without being loud, layered without being complicated, and it finishes clean without overstaying its welcome. A beer that says, I heard you, while calmly sliding the mic back across the bar.
Brewed with intention, a twist of orange, and zero tolerance for nonsense, this Witbier celebrates women doing what they have always done. Making exceptional beer and thriving anyway.
Cheers to International Women’s Day!
